He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
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You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
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He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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