can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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