Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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