He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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