did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
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Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
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Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
So much Jack, so little girl.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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