Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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