That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
we're so committed to being not committed
I use my feet as sexual weapons
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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