question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
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