"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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