There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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