508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
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He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
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Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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