UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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