Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
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His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
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I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
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