he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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