so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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