While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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