Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
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I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
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Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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