? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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