If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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