I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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