I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
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They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
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I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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