You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
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Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
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I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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