There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
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he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
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I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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