im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
