Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
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i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
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I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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