real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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