I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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