He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
You made out with two different species that night
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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