Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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