Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
