Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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