i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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