question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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