OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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