Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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