I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
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Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
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Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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