Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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