so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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