I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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