You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
are you so shy because you have an std?
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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