I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Randomize
