I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I am naked and annoyed.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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