clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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