My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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