we have pet lesbian snakes
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?