i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
25 People Confess Their Favorite Way To Annoy Their Significant Other
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
These 21 Women Share What Sexual Harassment In The Military Is Really Like
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?