I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
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It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
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It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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