No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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