I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
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