Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
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Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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