you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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