Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
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Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
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he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I look excited, but its just a facade.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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