The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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