Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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