just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
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