and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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