i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
The air was thick with penises
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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